Been in a "Weird" mood

hehehe I have been listening to Weird Al lately. He is cracking me up :)
I found a website that had his lyrics... holy cow
http://www.lyricsondemand.com/w/weirdalyankoviclyrics/
hahaha
Everything You Know Is Wrong:
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?""Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?""Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some polaroidsAnd said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercutAnd, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died
So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly gatesAnd it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code
Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong

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current fave names

Boys:
Tyler
Garrett (rules by the spear)
Brennan (prince)
Masen
Dominic
Gabriel
Roman(one from Rome)
Ethan (strong, firm)
Weston
Donovan (dark haired)
Spencer (keeper of provisions)
Keegan (fiery)
Holden
Reese (passionate, enthusiastic)

Girls:
Brinley (virtuous, princess)
Rhiannon (great Queen, welsh goddess of the moon)
Tatum (light hearted)
Nicolette(victorious)
Corrine (maiden)
Danica (morning star)
Jocelyn
Meriana
Charlotte (strong)
Ashlyn
Reagan (little ruler)
Avery
Lara

book review #3

Yes I have been reading a lot more lately... turn off the TV!!!!!!!
Dear John: By Nicholas Sparks
finished in 2 weeks, took longer due to travel (and a 16 month old, hehe)
sweet love story. ended the way i figured it would, so i didn't get sad.
John joined the army after having a rough relationship with his dad, and not having any real direction in life.
while on leave one summer, he met Savannah and they fell in love. They promised to make it work while he was away finishing up his contract. All was well until 9/11 happened and he resigned his contract for the army for a couple of more years.
Savannah did help John mend his relationship with his father and become friends. This was the best gift he could ever ask for.
Sweet, sad, but good. Keep in mind when reading... this is a Nicholas Sparks book.

Book Review #2

Naughty or Nice: By Sherri Erwin
I grabbed this book because it looked Christmas-y (I read it over the holidays).
It ended up being a romance novel. The main lady character (Bennie) had recently become a widow and now a year later she is caught between 2 men. One is Josh Brandon, who she never even thought about as a love interest until now. She thought he hated her. Then out of nowhere there is totally hot, rich guy (Nick) that sweeps her off her feet and they have lots of HOT sex. (haha)
She realizes that sex is really the only thing they have and starts falling hard for Josh. Nick ends up being a Greek god that has come to Earth, to do some work for his Uncle.
The sub-story is cool too. There is a lot of "supernatural" elements in the book-- mainly being a Greek god and all.
All in all-- a fun read.